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step one: take out homework

step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far

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me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment: 
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni

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saddeer: 4794: when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound? yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance

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We were talking about social networking in english

inlovewithcolfer: My teacher: How often do you go on facebook? Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH Me: I don’t go on Facebook I read Teacher: good for you! ME:Yup…

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When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid...

andillhaveyouknowimscaredtodeath: OH MY GOOD GOD.

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friend: why do you have this song 10 times?

me: well, theres the normal version, the radio edit, acoustic version, aol session and six live versions.

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“If I got a dollar for every time I hurt someone’s feelings then I’d buy a heart...”

– Nathan Fisher (via w-a-l-l-f-l-o-w-e-r)

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me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun

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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting. 
Me: 

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everyone: what do you want for your birthday?
me: band merch.
everyone: what do you want for christmas?
me: band merch.
everyone: you are the hardest person to shop for i never know what to buy you.
me: I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH, BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.

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